We have talked birth to death.

White Josh

I'm going to mail him my poop but pretend it is cupcakes.

Rebecca

Can you not use delicious in that way? It feels like someone just licked me.

Heather

Oh my god Nathaniel, did you send me a bunch of girly crap?

Rebecca

I know. My hair is dark so I look evil but my dress is white which is ironic.

Rebecca

I don't know where she is.

Paula