Paula: I can see right through you. You’re a mom pleaser. A Level-Five mom pleaser. You will say anything to make that woman happy.
Rebecca: That’s not true. That’s not…that’s not true at all.

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Turns out, my real life is garbage but my fake life is AH-MAZING.

Rebecca

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Paula: I’m Jewish, by the way.
Mrs. Bunch: You’re Jewish?
Paula: Yes!
Mrs. Bunch: A British Jew?
Paula: Yes!
Mrs. Bunch: That is fabulous!
Rebecca: A British…Jew.
Paula: Tea and matzo, anyone?

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You know, the whole reason that I came here is cause I thought that you were cute and that they were gonna be terrible, but you’re terrible and they’re cute.

Heather

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Mrs. Bunch: Hate you? I don’t hate you.
Rebecca: What?
Mrs. Bunch: Is that what you think Rebecca, that I hate you? I love you. I have always loved you. I love you too much. I wake up every morning sick with worry wondering where you are, how you are…I am consumed by my love for you.

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