Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 18: "Paula Needs to Get Over Josh!" Quotes
After everything I've done for you, that you didn't ask for, the least you can do is be honest with your mother- I mean, friend.
If you think you are over Josh, you're fooling yourself.
After I saw Josh in the hospital, I realized she always goes back to him. I'm just the guy she settles for.
Greg
Greg's Dad: Oh, come on. This is fear talking. You're just afraid she's gonna hurt you again.
Greg: I know what I need to do. I need to be, like, the uncaring bad boy.
Greg's Dad: Oh my god, you're an idiot.
Rebecca: Did you fart?
Greg: Yeah, I did. I ate a bean burrito out of the freezer from the nineties, cause I don't care. And, uh...I have a candle, do you want, I have a triple wick, I can get...I don't care though.
White Josh: You sure we're supposed to be wearing tuxes dude?
Darryl: We are here to celebrate love and we're gonna do it at a 10, am I right?
White: Yeah, we're fancy! (to no one) Deal with it!
I'm just afraid you're going to get hurt. I've known Greg since I was five, and I love the dude, but he's complicated. He quits on things as soon as they get hard. Did you know he wanted to be a professional dodge-ball player? And we're not even allowed to ask him about that now!
You know, for the last few months, I thought Rebecca Bunch was our problem, but it's not. It's you.
Valencia (to Josh)
This night's gotten pretty off track. This isn't us. This isn't how we are.
Rebecca (to Greg)
I'm sorry he blew it. I know that he cares, it's just Greg - it's who he is.
White Josh (to Rebecca)
Rebecca (to Josh): I moved here for you. The second I saw you on the street in New York, I just knew you were the answer to all my problems. I lost sight of it for a minute but now I know for sure. This is our moment Josh Chan. I'm so excited that our love story can finally begin!
[Title Card]: CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND!
I love you, Rebecca - I shoulda said, 'I love you.' (Throws up into a garbage can.)
Greg
