But let's get real, we know the deal so darling let's not tip-toe, this thing we had was not just bad, it was a sh-t show.

Greg

Rebecca: Me seeing you on that bridge, that was a sign that we should be together.
Greg: I want to believe that, I do. But that's not how life works, Rebecca. There are no signs. Life doesn't happen to you, you make decisions. And right now, I'm deciding to move forward with my life.

Greg: Sometimes him, sometimes me...
Josh: Though never simultaneously!
Greg: But one of us was hittin' it usually!
Josh and Greg: We tapped that ass all over this house!

Rebecca: I need to move on. We have to say goodbye.
Memory Spirit Greg: Are you sure?
Rebecca: Goodbye, Greg. Goodbye, house.

Rebecca: Look, I know something's been up with you lately, and I want to know what it is, really, I mean it this time.
Paula: I just (long pause) - you know, I had a thing. I figured it out. I'm just so happy to see you! You seem so much better.
Rebecca: Yeah! You know I realized that I was trying to change my outside instead of my inside. I mean, it's exactly what I did with Josh and Greg...

Rebecca: OMG, sorry, for a second, I thought that person housing a doughnut over there was Valencia!
Heather: What? No, Valencia would never eat a – oh my god, it's Valencia.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Rebecca: Me seeing you on that bridge, that was a sign that we should be together.
Greg: I want to believe that, I do. But that's not how life works, Rebecca. There are no signs. Life doesn't happen to you, you make decisions. And right now, I'm deciding to move forward with my life.

But let's get real, we know the deal so darling let's not tip-toe, this thing we had was not just bad, it was a sh-t show.

Greg