Unsub: You shouldn't have to put up with that.
Nicole: He's not normally like this. He's just had too much to drink.

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Sam: So how are the ukulele lessons going?
Kevin: Ukulele lessons?
Garcia: Two months strong.
Kevin: Two months strong?

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Sam: Nice to meet you Kenneth.
Kevin: Kevin!

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Kevin: I'm just saying he's going to have moobs.
Garcia: What are moobs?
Kevin: Man boobs.

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Barbara Grizzuti Harrison once said "All acts performed in the world begin in the imagination."

Reid

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Morgan: If she doesn't fit his pattern, how'd he know about her?
Garcia: Good question, chocolate thunder.

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Reid: Tyler, Kayla is dead. Someone took one of the stories you wrote and made it real.
Tyler: Was there a lot of blood?

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Unsub: You should be honored that I chose your stories. I did everything that you described, down to the smallest detail.
Peter: Uh huh. I see. That's where you're wrong.
Unsub: What are you talking about?
Peter: There's one detail you got wrong. I never cared bout the tongue. That was you.

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Oscar Wilde said "I can resist anything but temptation."

Reid

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