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Prentiss: You can't be serious.
Bailey: I'm just the messenger, but the higher-ups were very clear. All costs associated with moving the shipping container come out of the BAU's budget.
Tara: Director, with all due respect, this team has done everything you've asked. We've done more with less. We've scrimped. We've saved.
Prentiss: And, as section chief, I am allowed discretionary spending.
Bailey: I made that point. They said you don't have that much discretion. I'm sorry, Emily. You can't win against the bean counters. [walks away]
Tara: What a crock of shit.
Prentiss: It's like we're being punished for being good at our job.
The tragedy of life is not death but what we let die inside of us while we live. -- Norman Cousins
Rossi
JJ: If Sicarius and his followers are as good at hacking as they are at murder, we're in trouble.
Rossi: Who's Sicarius?
JJ: Uh, Tara says that's what they're naming the shipping container unsub.
Rossi: I'm not gonna name this jagoff. Fuckhead, OK? Call him that. I want to know how to catch him.
You owe me lunch and no talk of awful things.
Garcia
It is claimed that Oscar Wilde wrote, "Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power," except he didn't. Nobody knows who wrote it.
Tara
Garcia: Did I just make things worse?
Rossi: You did what you always do. You helped.
Prentiss: Dave, when you lose someone the way you have, I know it might seem easier to ride the waves of grief alone, but you've got to let us help because this, this isn't working.
Rossi: You're a better person than I am, Emily, and I'm OK with that.
You don't know what it took me to dive in, and I want to help, and I'm going to, but nobody talks to me like that anymore, especially not people I love. So, bye.
Garcia
Lewis: So, you expecting the Queen?
Garcia: Always.
Prentiss: How many parties have you thrown?
Rossi: Not near enough.
I've been in hospitals more times than I care to admit. Sometimes I think there's got to be a better way, a better place.
Garcia [to Diana]
Rossi: I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
Krystall: Damn straight you are.
