Cristela: Wait, why would you assume that I'm being sarcastic in the first place?
Josh: Because sometimes you are. Oh wait, were you being sarcastic just now?

Cristela: So now I'm the bully. Me! I'm like the nicest person I know. Can you believe it? You're not agreeing with me.
Maddie: I feel like it's important to be honest here, but I'm also scared.

You never start anything with anyone that you can't finish.

Natalia [to Izzie]

Daniela: Okay, occasionally I might have been mean while trying to be funny. I mean, it's a fine line.
Cristela: No, Rosa's mustache, that was a fine line. Oh my God you've got me doing it now!

Yup, I was popular with faculty and administration. Man I was cool.

Cristela

Are you going to do some Irish dancing?

Cristela [to Josh]

Daniela: Did you know it was Izzie who was bullying Brittany?
Cristela: I did not know that.

Cristela Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Are you going to do some Irish dancing?

Cristela [to Josh]

Daniela: Did you know it was Izzie who was bullying Brittany?
Cristela: I did not know that.