Cristela Season 1 Episode 12: "Hypertension" Quotes
Okay, honey. This might sound weird to you, but sometimes when people say what they want, they really mean it.Felix [to Daniela]
Whoa! Plenty of men like the way I look. I don't mean to brag, but I really bring it with construction workers.Cristela [to Daniela]
Hey! No fighting, no stress. Daniela has high blood pressure.Cristela
How you going to find a man looking like that?Daniela [to Cristela]
Fine, I'll exercise. I have a sports bra I've been meaning to use for something.Cristela [to Daniela]
Cristela: Come on, get up. You're the one that's supposed to be exercising for your presidential fitness test.
Henry: No, I'm not. I'm only here cause Mom wants you to get in shape.
Cristela: You know, you may be the only person between someone's life and death.
Josh: I can only hope. Imagine how good the word hero would look on my resume.
Josh: I can do it, sir. I know CPR.
Cristela: You do?
Josh: Oh yeah, yeah. I was studying to be a paramedic before I realized I'd rather chase the ambulance.