Cristela Quotes
Josh: I can do it, sir. I know CPR.
Cristela: You do?
Josh: Oh yeah, yeah. I was studying to be a paramedic before I realized I'd rather chase the ambulance.
Cristela: Wait, why would you assume that I'm being sarcastic in the first place?
Josh: Because sometimes you are. Oh wait, were you being sarcastic just now?
Cristela: So now I'm the bully. Me! I'm like the nicest person I know. Can you believe it? You're not agreeing with me.
Maddie: I feel like it's important to be honest here, but I'm also scared.
You never start anything with anyone that you can't finish.
Natalia [to Izzie]
Daniela: Okay, occasionally I might have been mean while trying to be funny. I mean, it's a fine line.
Cristela: No, Rosa's mustache, that was a fine line. Oh my God you've got me doing it now!
Yup, I was popular with faculty and administration. Man I was cool.
Are you going to do some Irish dancing?
Cristela [to Josh]
Daniela: Did you know it was Izzie who was bullying Brittany?
Cristela: I did not know that.
What are you two doing? Besides ruining everything.
Natalia
Josh: Um, you know I, I kind of like seeing you outside of work.
Cristela: Oh yeah?
Josh: Yeah.
Cristela: I guess I am kind of bringing it with this hoodie.
Hey, check it out. I'm going to take an elfie.
Alberto
Daniela: Josh is staying. Hi, I'm Daniela, Cristela's sister. Join our family.
Cristela: Oh God, who would want to?
