Spartan: I mean, what guy's gonna dress like a Spartan if he doesn't have to?
Greg: I can think of about three hundred.

Carrot Top: I get like one phone call, don't I?
Brass: You don't need a lawyer, Top.
Carrot Top: I know. I need my publicist.

Brass: Hogtied, in your boxer shorts, passed out on zebra skin, that's the kinda an image you can't get out of your head.
Carrot Top: It's an image we'd all like to get out of our heads. Thanks for bringing it up.

Carrot Top and a dead hooker. Why am I not laughing?

Catherine

Hodges: I've been defrauded.
Ray: And de-thumbed.

Nick: She's most sincerely dead.
Greg: I suppose it would be tasteless to mention the hundred bucks you owe me.
Nick: Extremely.

Greg: And to quote, "She's not only merely dead. She's really most sincerely dead."
Nick: I beg to differ, Dorothy.
Greg: If you knew your Wizard of Oz, you'd know that it was the Munchkin coroner that pronounced her dead. Not the girl with the dog.

CSI Season 11 Episode 11 Quotes

Nick: She's most sincerely dead.
Greg: I suppose it would be tasteless to mention the hundred bucks you owe me.
Nick: Extremely.

Greg: And to quote, "She's not only merely dead. She's really most sincerely dead."
Nick: I beg to differ, Dorothy.
Greg: If you knew your Wizard of Oz, you'd know that it was the Munchkin coroner that pronounced her dead. Not the girl with the dog.