Why are you listening to me? I don't know what I'm talking about

Larry

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• Added: August 04, 2009

Male Parking Attendant: "The bald guy with the glasses." That's you?
Larry: Unfortunately, that's me

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Doctor: What's this?
Larry: A splint. My wife made it.
Doctor: A plastic knife? Were you at a picnic when you injured yourself?

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• Added: August 04, 2009