Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes
You're saying LOL. You're verbal texting.
Larry
You say what everyone's thinking. You just come out with it. It's impressive.
Ron (to Larry)
She's an adult when she turns 13 or learns to make her first latkes.
Funkhouser
Juliet: How are the potatoes?
Larry: Actually, the potatoes are a little cold.
He has no balls. I have a solid single ball.
Jeff
Man: So you think all Black people look alike?
Larry: I think all computers look alike.
Richard: What's half a double D?
Larry: B...plus. No, B minus. Minus is closer to the D. What's closer to the D? The minus or the plus?
You're comparing breasts with balls? People hate balls.
Larry
I have no problem with crying in a grocery store. I would suggest, however, the next time you feel overwhelmed by something, to go to a different section.
Larry
Woman: Do you want to apologize to my dog? Because you really yelled at my dog.
Larry: Yeah, it's very hard to apologize to a dog because they're a stupid animal.
I don't know where you were living before, but I think this would probably be a step up. You hit the jackpot with this place, huh?
Larry
She was upset? Her dog pooped all over my yard, three times.
Larry
