Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes
I could be a burlesque dermatologist.
Larry
Richard: How did you see a small mole from where you were sitting?
Larry: Well I have breast vision.
Stella: It sounds like you appreciate the art form.
Larry: Well I appreciate naked women.
You called me old? You're two days older than I am.
Larry
Funkhouser: We ought to do this more often.
Larry: Come to disgusting strip clubs?
The dog without the bag, it's incomplete. It's a marriage.
Larry
Have you set a day aside when you're gonna finally look at her face?
Funkhouser
Richard: A lot of people call me who are suicidal.
Larry: I don't think you'd be my suicide call.
Cheryl: Larry, what is in your nose?
Larry: It's a tampon.
Larry: He's a Swede.
Funkhouser: He is? I was at his house for hanukkah.
Everybody's getting a chance to get divorced except me.
Jeff
I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!
Larry
