Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Quotes
Betty Dusenberry: This is from the Davids. Oh, a doll.
Larry: It's a mulatto.
Masasa: We don't really use "mulatto" anymore.
Larry: I was wondering about that, if that was a bad one.
Masasa: Yeah, it's a bit outdated. But if we all keep fucking each other, then we're all gonna be the same race sooner or later anyways.
Larry: Let's pray for that.
(goading Wanda) I need a black man to get my car! Is there a black man in the area who wants to take my valet ticket?Larry
Wanda: Do you think a black man would want that piece of shit?
Larry: "Piece of shit?" How dare you?
Wanda: That's a little toy car. No black man don't want a toy car.
(to doctor) What have you been doing, stealing your magazine collection from garbage cans? I have never seen such a collection of shit in my life. They're all four years old, those things.Larry
(on a black basketball player's penis) They could put the Chicago fire out with this.Richard
Nat: That's good shit.
Monena: You're crazy! "That's some good shit."
Nat: I wonder what it is to smoke bad shit?
Monena: You bought me one little raggedy-ass hot dog!
Larry: Yeah, which you proceded to blow!
Monena: Hey daddy, you wanna date with momma?
Larry: (sees empty HOV lane) Get in the car.
Larry: An ounce of schwag, $200.
Larry: Is that a fair price you're quoting me there, sir?
Dealer: Look, you can pay me $200 or go fuck yourself. I don't need to sell the drugs. The drugs'll sell themselves.
This chronic is the shiznick.Monena
Monena: I can give four blow jobs an hour.
Larry: Four blow jobs an hour?
Monena: Oh yes, I'm good.