Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Quotes
I thought he had the "good" Hodgkins.
Larry
Larry: Do me a favor? Next time you use the bathroom, make sure to keep the seat down.
Nat: What are you, pussy-whipped?
Weatherman: The jet stream is controlled by the rotation of the earth. You know who controls that? God!
Larry: There's a jet stream of bullshit coming out of your mouth, my friend.
(sees an apparent boner on Larry after Oscar muzzled his crotch) Enjoying the dog, Larry?
Susie
Susie: Jeffrey, who's there?
Jeff: Larry.
Susie: (hushed) Carmelita, put Oscar in the bedroom, and close the door.
Marty: Why do you pee sitting down?
Larry: Many reasons.
Marty: Do you crap standing up?
Larry: I've got "severe tire damage."
Ben: That sucks.
Larry: You know those signs? It's true!
Michael: What matters to women is what's on the inside.
Larry: First of all, you've got nothing inside you, okay? Let me just make that clear. You're the most superficial man I've ever met, blind or sighted.
Larry: I think I got a guy for you.
Haboos: A blind date?
Larry: Literally.
Ben: You are such a baby. You're a grown-man baby!
Larry: Are you saying I'm a man-child?
(sarcastic) For the first time in a century, tell me something that's really bugging you.
Richard
I'd like to tell my wife I look like Brad Pitt, but unfortunately, she can see.
Larry
