You mess with my wife in any way, I will beat you into next Sunday.

Bobby

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• Added: July 18, 2012

If you so much as scratch her I will end you.

John Ross

• Permalink: If you so much as scratch her I will end you.
• Added: July 18, 2012

He's a man and worse. He's a Ewing man.

Sue Ellen

• Permalink: He's a man and worse. He's a Ewing man.
• Added: July 18, 2012

A cheated man is a dangerous man. Just ask my son.

J.R.

• Permalink: A cheated man is a dangerous man. Just ask my son.
• Added: July 18, 2012

I am glad that you took her out to brunch. It's nice to see you two staying so close.

Bobby

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• Added: July 18, 2012

How did you play her? Tradition, family, Miss Ellie and all that crap?

John Ross

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• Added: July 18, 2012

You're not that drunk little boy passed out on the floor anymore, are you?

John Ross

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• Added: July 18, 2012

John Ross: Lucy, you will and always will be my favorite cousin.
Lucy: What do you want?

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• Added: July 18, 2012

I'm sorry I threw up in your bathroom.

Rebecca

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• Added: July 18, 2012

Don't you have some cows to go birth?

John Ross

• Permalink: Don't you have some cows to go birth?
• Added: July 18, 2012