You're not that drunk little boy passed out on the floor anymore, are you?

John Ross

John Ross: Lucy, you will and always will be my favorite cousin.
Lucy: What do you want?

I'm sorry I threw up in your bathroom.

Rebecca

Don't you have some cows to go birth?

John Ross

You've been compromising everything with me since I was born.

John Ross

I tossed him in the briar patch so he could learn how to get out of it.

J.R.

An eye for an eye just makes both people blind.

Bobby

Seeing you pay will prove there's still a little bit of justice in the world.

Christopher

People from Texas are way too friendly. It fries my nerves.

Tommy

I just never pegged you as the type to have his wife do his bidding.

John Ross

You are a lot like your Daddy. All hat and no cattle.

Bobby

Funny how life always seems more complicated than you think it will be, especially in this family.

John Ross

Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby