He's not going to give up these chimichangas, for a plate of frank and beans.

Gaby [on Carlos]

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• Added: November 08, 2010

Gaby [to Lee]: Use the back door.
Lee: I always do.

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• Added: November 08, 2010

Just for the record, I love football. The Stooges are damn funny. And I've never asked a man to stop.

Mrs. McCluskey

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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the kitchen to ask if I can stand in their walk-in freezer.

Bree

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I must say, for a virgin you were surprisingly open-minded.

Paul

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Humiliation - it's not always something we can avoid.

Mary Alice

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• Added: November 08, 2010