I always figured the only girl he'd end up with would be blind, deaf or inflatable.

Barbara [on Eddie]

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• Added: April 26, 2010

[Lynette] is louder than someone on fire!

Gaby

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• Added: April 26, 2010

I thought maybe for a second that Susan Mayer lady and I might be friends, but then she started talking.

Gaby

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• Added: April 26, 2010

I have an expensive, worthless art degree that says I know what I'm talking about.

Susan

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• Added: April 22, 2010

You can never go wrong with a genuine compliment.

Bree

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• Added: April 22, 2010

You mean the woman whose parents named her after cheese? I like my robots to be more life-like.

Gaby [on Bree]

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• Added: April 22, 2010

Really, does it look like I eat cake?

Gaby

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• Added: April 22, 2010