Desperate Housewives Season 6 Quotes
Bree: We can't do this. It's adultery!
Karl: Luckily we're both adults.
Bree: If I'm gonna break a commandment, I don't want it to be for a quickie on this couch.
Karl: Who said quickie? I've got 40 minutes before my 10 o'clock. And thou shalt get sweaty.
Katherine: Haven't seen you in a while.
Susan: Well, I've been... using the back door a lot more lately.
Tom: Remember last time you were pregnant with twins? Every part of you swelled up. It was like sleeping next to a body they dragged out of the river.
Lynette: You said I was beautiful.
Tom: I had to. You were twice my size.
Ana: I love him. Did you hear me? I said I love him.
Gabrielle: I heard you, I was swallowing vomit.
Gabrielle: Are you sleeping with John Rowland?
Ana: He's my boss.
Gabrielle: And the oscar goes to... Not you!
Gabrielle: Ana bought condoms in what looked like a valu-Pack.
John: Wow. I had no idea she was that serious. I mean, I was only flirting with her... a little.
Gabrielle: Well, she's 17, so you're also flirting with on orange jumpsuit.
Carlos: You've got some admirers out there.
Lynette: Oh?
Carlos: Yeah, as you walked by, I heard one of them say, "check out the rack on that one."
Lynette: Aw... Can I do the honors and call security?
Karen: When Roy's spirits are drooping, the problem is global. You get the picture?
Lynette: Getting the picture isn't the problem. It's getting rid of it.
Susan: Oh my God! Katherine, the gun just went off. Are you all right?
Katherine: You tried to kill me!
Susan: Okay, I just shot you. Let's not be throwing accusations around.
Laura, you're kind of a wet blanket since you quit smoking. Why don't you try a pipe?
Gabrielle
Ana: Why does a fish get caught?
Danny: Because he opens his mouth.
