Desperate Housewives Season 7 Quotes
There's this one thing that she did that was incredibly moving. She came up to me, and within two seconds of touching my bag, she knew it was expensive.
Gaby
Based on my dinner under the rainbow last night, I'd rather have you as a friend than an enemy.
Renee
Trust me, Cheech, this is oregano. The only thing getting baked with that herb is lasagna.
Carlos
If this ends badly, I will never forgive you. I mean it, Gabrielle—we're done!
Carlos
Nobody steals a man out of my bed. But you know what? I've been looking for a new hobby, and taking you down is as good as any.
Renee
Do you think I should play the I-hate-going-into-a-dark-house-alone card? Or the more blatant I'm-not-wearing-underwear? Because I'm not.
Renee
Clearly everyone hooked up early so they could be home in time for Nightline.
Renee
I've never seen so many sweater sets—are you sure this is a closet and not a portal to the 1950s?
Renee
Bree: Hey there, I'm ready to party!
Renee: Because you look like you're ready to tour the Reagan Library!
Bree: He's got a girlfriend.
Renee: If I don't see her, she doesn't exist.
The only reason I didn't smoke in college was because I signed the abstinence pledge of my Dungeons and Dragons club.
Tom
Tom: I'm taking the necessary precautions.
Lynette: The necessary precautions being your own weight in cheese doodles?
