Evelyn: I'm thrilled that you are getting back together with Philippe.
Genevieve: Is he your favorite of all of my husbands?
Evelyn: He's definitely in the top three.

It'll be my fourth wedding in this church. If the minister recognizes me, I'm toast.

Genevieve

Oh my God. He left last night. He says he wants to help vaccinate people in the Congo. It sounds like the worst vacation ever.

Genevieve

Are you sure you don't want to get married in Beverley Hills? It would affect the quality of gifts we receive.

Genevieve

You took the life a maid and now a maid is going to take yours.

Marisol

Devious Maids Quotes

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn