Popular Devious Maids Quotes
"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?
Evelyn
"We have a saying here in Beverly Hills. To steal another one's husband is rude. To steal her maid is unforgivable." 
Evelyn
"You're wearing your smug smile... the one that makes me want to strike you."
Evelyn
Carmen: "I should have been born rich."
Rosie: "We're right there with you, mija."
Carmen: "No, it's different for me. You guys know how to pull off poverty. I don't."
Genevieve: When I looked in the mirror today, I found a new wrinkle.
Zoila: Really... just the one?
When I'm in Alexander McQueen, he gets the bottle.
Peri
Valentina: Would you say you ended up with the love of your life?
Zoila: Absolutely.
Valentina: Then, let me end up with mine.
Spence: Aren't you going to kiss your son goodbye?
Peri: I'm already in character and she doesn't have kids.
People to choose to be poor anyway. There's no overhead.
Genevieve
The woman cleans tile grout for a living. If you can't shield this secret from her, you're not the brilliant degenerate I married.
Evelyn
I want to understand why I'm such a raging bitch.
Peri
"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"
Evelyn
