Popular Devious Maids Quotes
What’s the point of living if there’s nothing nice to wear?
Genevieve
The rubies in that necklace were blood red. I don’t expect civil servants to understand how impressive that is, but I do expect you to get them back.
Evelyn
Genevieve: She can’t go back to that motel in east LA. It’s a horrible neighborhood.
Zoila: I live in east LA.
Genevieve: So, you know.
Let’s just say it’s better for my marriage if I’m pregnant. Now, shoot me up with everything you’ve got.
Peri
Since I’m beautiful I notice that you two aren’t looking at me.
Carmen
Spence: You’re a monster.
Peri: And yet I seem so nice on my films.
You are the best husband I’ve never married.
Carmen
Everything’s better with a luncheon.
Genevieve
We’re sorry for your loss. Let us know if you need more tequila.
Carmen
Zoila: You don’t look happy.
Genevieve: That means the poison has set in. Wonderful!
I will never handle any gun – especially yours.
Evelyn
"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"
Evelyn
