Popular Devious Maids Quotes
I'm not going to lie, being in a wheelchair is boring and this promises to be positively scintillating.
Adrian
Maybe not the deaf. They don't have to hear her awful whine.
Genevieve
You said I could call myself a butler.
Jesse
You couldn't kill that man's penis with a stick. I know, I tried once.
Evelyn
And when he got drunk he was a totally different person. One time I thought he was gonna kill me.
Carmen
Adrian: You're the only person who could match me blow for blow.
Evelyn: Well I'm sorry Adrian. But from now on you'll just have to blow yourself.
On the bright side, I guess he really would do anything to be with you.
Genevieve
Perhaps she can have a little doggy bag in the car.
Genevieve
Before you say anything, that massage therapist placed my hand there himself.
Evelyn
The black one. The gold one makes you look like a pimp.
Carmen
Number 32 is perfect! Put laxatives in her coffee.
Carmen
That's just her natural expression. Evelyn has resting murder face.
Adrian
