Favorite Dexter Quotes
Masuka: (about his article) No biggie, I've been published before.
Deb: "Dear Penthouse" doesn't count.
Masuka: Hey, that letter was famous.
Dexter: (voice over) This is absolutely, without a doubt, the worst moment of my life.
Yoga teacher: Now let's go into a little free form yoga. Just let yourself dance.
Dexter: (voice over) I was wrong. This is.
Yoga teacher: See the dust dancing against the sunlight. Be as beautiful as the golden flakes of dust Dexter.
Dexter: (In his head) I could probably kill her before anyone realized what happened.
Miguel: You think this is funny?
Dexter: Not at all. They said that stain would come out.
This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance. I meant that metaphorically - not how it sounded.
Masuka
(While fire alarm is on) All clear, everybody out! Respect the vest. Don't make me take out my hose.
Masuka
(voice over) "Darling Rita, once you were a dream and a prayer. Now our future is as bright as the sun glinting off the morning dew. And I vow that I will..." Sounds like I'm marrying a unicorn.
Masuka: How come you got a hug and I get a pat on the nose?
Angel: Cause you're like a retarded puppy.
Lumen: Why do you have that in your purse?
Dexter: It's not a purse.
Deb: I love you.
Dexter: I'm so thankful.
I've watched 67 people die, and at the moment of truth I looked into their eyes and I knew - and they knew - they got what they deserved. But what if that's not what happens, if you don't get what you deserve?
I see their pain. On some level I even understand their pain. I just can't feel their pain.
Dexter Morgan
Deb: (about Rudy) He sent me this text message.
Dexter: (reading text message) "Cum sail away with me"? He misspelled come.
