Never be cruel, and never be cowardly, and if you are, always make amends.

The Doctor

River: How are you even doing that? I'm not really here.
The Doctor: You're always here to me. And I always listen. And I can always see you.
River: Then why didn't you speak to me?
The Doctor: Because I thought it would hurt too much.
River: I believe I could have coped.
The Doctor: No, I thought it would hurt me. And I was right. {Kisses} Since nobody else in this room can see you, God knows how that looked.

Oh the pointing again. They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?

Warrior Doctor

I'm The Doctor. I've lived for over 2,000 years and not all of them were good. I've made many mistakes and it's about time I did something about that.

The Doctor

Oooooh... It's good I'm Scottish. I'm Scottish. I am Scottish. I can complain about things. I can really complain about things now.

The Doctor

It means, Mr. Grail, just you wait til my husband gets home.

River Song

The 10th Doctor: All those years, burying you in my memory.
The Doctor: Pretending you didn't exist. Keeping you a secret, even from myself.
The 10th Doctor: Pretending you weren't The Doctor, when you were The Doctor more than anyone else.
The Doctor: You were The Doctor on the day it wasn't possible to get it right.
The 10th Doctor: But this time...
The Doctor: You don't have to do it alone.

Good evening. I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.

Madame Vastra

I'm not scared of Hell. It's just Heaven for bad people.

The Doctor

Tea, but the strong stuff. Leave the bag in.

The Doctor

The Doctor: When then you are a time traveler, there is one place you must never go. One place in all of time and space you must never ever find yourself.
Clara: Where?
The Doctor: You didn't listen, did you? You lot never do. That's the problem. The Doctor has a secret he will take to the grave. It's been discovered. That's not what's been found. No no no, that's not what's been found. He was talking about my grave. Trenzalore is where I'm buried.
Clara: But how can you have a grave?
The Doctor: We all do, somewhere out there in the future, the trouble with time travel is you can someday end up visiting.

How do you people manage one heart? It is pitiful!

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Once, long ago, a fisherman caught a magic haddock. The haddock offered him three wishes in return for its life. The fisherman said, “I’d like for my son to come home from the war. And a hundred pieces of gold.” The problem is, the magic haddock, like robots, don’t think like people. The fisherman’s son came home from the war, in a coffin. And the king sent a hundred gold pieces in recognition of his heroic death. The fisherman had one wish left. What do you think he wished for? Some people say he should have wished for an infinite series of wishes, but if your city proves anything, it is that granting all your wishes is not a good idea. [...] In fact, the fisherman wished he hadn’t wished the first two wishes.

The Doctor

Hunger looks very much like evil from the other end of the cutlery. Do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?

The Doctor