How very skinny. That is proper skinny. I've never seen it from the outside. It's like a special effect. Oy matchstick man!

The Doctor

Warrior Doctor: You're my future selves?
The Doctors: Yes!
Warrior Doctor: Am I having a midlife crisis? Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments not water pistols!

Sir, do not discuss my reproductive organs in front of enemy girls. It's embarrassing.

Strax

And in that battle there was a man with more blood on his hands than any other. A man who would commit a crime that would silence the universe. And that man was me.

The Doctor

The Doctor: Hey! You! Are you sciency?
Osgood: Yes.
The Doctor: Gotta name?
Osgood: Yes.
The Doctor: Good. I've always wanted to meet someone called Yes.

Rory: Did you just have that on you?
Brian: Of course. What sort of a man doesn't have a trowel? Put it on your Christmas list.
Rory: Dad, I'm 31 years old. I don't have a Christmas list anymore.
Doctor Who: I do!!

Shut up, I'm making deductions. It's very exciting.

The Doctor

You're both good men. You just forget it sometimes.

Isaac

I'm a Sagittarius. Probably.

The Doctor

I think I'm more scared of you right now than anything in that TARDIS.

Clara

Well, somebody's never been to Scotland!

Amy

Sir, please do not noogie me during combat prep.

Strax

Doctor Who Quotes

Hunger looks very much like evil from the other end of the cutlery. Do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?

The Doctor

Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame. Whatever the cost.

Warrior Doctor