You're going to fire me at a planet? That's your plan? You're going to fire me at a planet and expect me to fix it?

Well, somebody's never been to Scotland!

Amy

Rory: We're all ears!
Amy: There's a nose joke goin' if someone wants to pick that one off.

This is the gang. I've got a gang. Yes!

The Doctor

Why thank you Arthur C. Clarke. Teleport. Obviously. I mean,we're on a spaceship with dinosaurs. Why wouldn't there be a teleport? In fact, why don't we just teleport now?!

Brian

Rory: Did you just have that on you?
Brian: Of course. What sort of a man doesn't have a trowel? Put it on your Christmas list.
Rory: Dad, I'm 31 years old. I don't have a Christmas list anymore.
Doctor Who: I do!!

Nefertiti: And you, Amy, are you also a queen?
Amy: Yes. Yes I am.

I'm a Sagittarius. Probably.

The Doctor

So, human sleeping potion or human innuendo. Take your pick.

Amy

Tea, but the strong stuff. Leave the bag in.

The Doctor

Yes, I wear a Stetson now.

The Doctor

I made you a souffle, but it was too beautiful to live.

Oswin
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