Doctor Who
Saturdays 9:00 PMPopular Doctor Who Quotes
Shut up, I'm making deductions. It's very exciting.
The Doctor
Strax: Madame Vastra wondered if you needed any grenades.
The Doctor: Grenades?
Strax: She might have said help.
Bow ties are cool.
The Doctor
Good evening. I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time, and this is my wife.
Madame Vastra
Sir, please do not noogie me during combat prep.
Strax
Clara: After you. I'm wearing a dress. Eyes forward soldier.
The Doctor: My eyes are always forward.
Clara: Mine aren't!
Run, you clever boy. And, remember.
Clara
Clara: How'd you get here so fast?
The Doctor: Because I just happened to be in the neighborhood on my mobile phone.
Clara: Why you say mobile phone do you point at that blue box?
The Doctor: Because it's a surprisingly accurate description.
Monks are not cool!
The Doctor
The Doctor: I found a disassembled quadracycle in the garage.
Clara: I don't think you did.
The Doctor: I invented the quadracycle.
The Doctor: Human souls. Trapped like flies in the World Wide Web. Stuck forever. Crying out for help.
Clara: Isn't that basically Twitter?
I made you a souffle, but it was too beautiful to live.
Oswin
