Doctor Who
Saturdays 9:00 PMDoctor Who Season 11 Episode 4: "Arachnids in the UK" Quotes
Robertson: Who are you people?
Graham: Word of advice, mate. Run now, ask questions later.
Big spider problem in this city right now, Yaz. Glad to be home?
The Doctor
The Doctor: Oooh, fun fact. If you weave dragline spider silk as thick as a pencil, it's strong enough to stop a plane in flight.
Graham: You're kidding.
The Doctor: I'm not. I've had to deal with it. Well, me and Amelia Earhart. You'd like her. She's a right laugh.
Ryan: Spiders don't do that, do they?
The Doctor: Wrong question, Ryan. You should be asking where is the spider that did this.
I love a conspiracy
The Doctor
Maybe I'm nervous. Or just socially awkward. I'm still figuring myself out.
The Doctor
The Doctor: Imagine me with a sofa. Like, my own sofa. I could get a purple one and sit on it. Am I being weird?
Ryan: Little bit, yeah.
The Doctor: I was trying to do small talk. Thought I was doing quite well.
Yaz: Needs work.
[to Yaz] What? You actually have friends? [to Ryan] She paying you?
Sonya
Robertson: Frankie, we're family, right? I mean, you're my... what are you again?
Frankie: I'm your niece's wife, sir.
Robertson: Exactly.