Of course, the earth's darkest hour and mine. Where else would you be?

The Doctor

Danny: Attention! This is not a good day. This is earth's darkest hour! And look at you miserable lot. We are the fallen and today we shall rise, the Army of the Dead shall save the Land of the Living. This is not the order of a general, nor the whim of a lunatic [Missy: Excuse me?!]. This is a promise! The promise of a soldier! You will sleep safe tonight.

Thank you! Thank you so much! I really didn't know. I wasn't sure. Did I say sometimes, thank you! I am not a good man. And I'm not a bad man. I am not a hero. I'm definitely not a president and no, I'm not an officer. You know what I am? I am an idiot! With a box and a screwdriver, passing through, helping out, learning. I don't need an army. I never have! Because I've got them. Always them! Because love, it's not an emotion. Love is a promise and he will never hurt her. PE, catch!

The Doctor

The Doctor: Why are you doing this?
Missy: I need you to know we're not so different! I need my friend back. Every battle, every war, every invasion. From now on, you decide the outcome. What's the matter Mr. President? Don't you trust yourself?

Oh go on. Crack a smile. I want to see if your eyebrows drop off.

Missy

Clara: I wasn't very good at it, but I did love you.
Danny: I loved you, too.
Clara: I'm never gonna say that again.
Danny: Me neither.
Clara: Ready?
Danny: Yeah.
Clara: I feel like I'm killing you.
Danny: I'm already dead. You're here this time, at least.
Clara: Goodbye Danny.
Danny: Goodbye Clara.

Clara, watch this. This is who The Doctor is. Watch the blood soaked old general in action. I can't see properly sir, because this needs activating. If you want to know what's coming, you have to switch it on. Didn't all of those beautiful speeches disappear in the face of a tactical advantage? Sir.

Danny

The difference is this. Pain is a gift. Without the capacity for pain, we can't feel the hurt we inflict.

The Doctor

He's a Cyberman. Doctor, Danny's a Cyberman. And he's crying. Doctor, he feels it. He's crying.

Clara

The Doctor: Why?
Missy: 'Cause she's perfect, i'n't she! The control freak and the man who can never be controlled. You'd go to hell if she asked, and she would. The phones ringing Doctor, don't you hear that? Now that's the sound of your chain being yanked. Heel Doctor! Help me Doctor, help me. Help me, Doctor!

What? You think I would give up The Doctor? Don't be daft. I would never, ever give up The Doctor, because he is my best friend, too. He is the closest person to me in this whole world. He is the man I will always forgive, always trust. He is the one man I would never, ever lie to.

Clara

I'm going to kill you in a minute. I'm not even kidding. You're going to be as dead as a fish on a slab any second now all floppy and making smells. But don't tell the boys! This our secret girl plan.

Missy

Doctor Who Season 8 Episode 12 Quotes

The difference is this. Pain is a gift. Without the capacity for pain, we can't feel the hurt we inflict.

The Doctor

The Doctor: Oh, don't do that. You look like you're self-concussing, which would explain all of military now that I think about it.
Col. Ahmed: Colonel Ahmed, sir. Privileged to meet you.
The Doctor: Love your outfit, Colonel Ahmed. Are you in the scouts? Are you a man scout? I didn't know they had those.