Doctor Who
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Waitress: We don't serve Negroes.
Ryan: Good. Because I don't eat them.
Graham: 1955? Elvis, could we see Elvis?
The Doctor: I think he's in New York this week. I could give him a call.
Graham: You haven't got Elvis' phone number?
The Doctor: Don't ever tell anyone I lent him a mobile phone.
We're all alone. It's how we start and end, and it's the natural state of all points in between.
Epzo
Come to Daddy... I mean, Mommy. I really need you right now.
The Doctor
Pay the prize or pay the price.
Angstrom
We gave them our minds, and they made us the creators of Death.
The Doctor [reading]
The Doctor: How's the injury?
Epzo: Painful.
The Doctor: I hope it's made you reconsider your entire philosophy.
Epzo: No.
I'm really good in a tight spot. At least I have been historically. I'm sure I still am.
The Doctor
Could people and THINGS stop putting things inside me without my permission?
Graham
The Doctor: Want to borrow my shades? [pause] Can't remember who I borrowed them off now. It was either Audrey Hepburn or Pythagoras.
Graham: Pythagoras never wore shades.
The Doctor: Guess you never saw him with a hangover.
Oh, by the way, welcome to what I presume is your first alien planet. Don't touch anything.
The Doctor
Right. About to crash land on Desolation. Real grounds for optimism.
The Doctor