Shona: If you are Santa, what are you doing here?
Santa Claus: It's the North Pole. I own it.

Oh. Sorry about this. Well! We are just three passing, perfectly normal roof people doing some emergency roof things. Carry on. Merry Christmas, if it is Christmas, I mean. Ha ha. I don't much care for things like that. Ha ha ha haaa.

Santa

Of course, the earth's darkest hour and mine. Where else would you be?

The Doctor

Danny: Attention! This is not a good day. This is earth's darkest hour! And look at you miserable lot. We are the fallen and today we shall rise, the Army of the Dead shall save the Land of the Living. This is not the order of a general, nor the whim of a lunatic [Missy: Excuse me?!]. This is a promise! The promise of a soldier! You will sleep safe tonight.

Thank you! Thank you so much! I really didn't know. I wasn't sure. Did I say sometimes, thank you! I am not a good man. And I'm not a bad man. I am not a hero. I'm definitely not a president and no, I'm not an officer. You know what I am? I am an idiot! With a box and a screwdriver, passing through, helping out, learning. I don't need an army. I never have! Because I've got them. Always them! Because love, it's not an emotion. Love is a promise and he will never hurt her. PE, catch!

The Doctor

The Doctor: Why are you doing this?
Missy: I need you to know we're not so different! I need my friend back. Every battle, every war, every invasion. From now on, you decide the outcome. What's the matter Mr. President? Don't you trust yourself?

Oh go on. Crack a smile. I want to see if your eyebrows drop off.

Missy

Clara: I wasn't very good at it, but I did love you.
Danny: I loved you, too.
Clara: I'm never gonna say that again.
Danny: Me neither.
Clara: Ready?
Danny: Yeah.
Clara: I feel like I'm killing you.
Danny: I'm already dead. You're here this time, at least.
Clara: Goodbye Danny.
Danny: Goodbye Clara.

Clara, watch this. This is who The Doctor is. Watch the blood soaked old general in action. I can't see properly sir, because this needs activating. If you want to know what's coming, you have to switch it on. Didn't all of those beautiful speeches disappear in the face of a tactical advantage? Sir.

Danny

The difference is this. Pain is a gift. Without the capacity for pain, we can't feel the hurt we inflict.

The Doctor

He's a Cyberman. Doctor, Danny's a Cyberman. And he's crying. Doctor, he feels it. He's crying.

Clara

The Doctor: Why?
Missy: 'Cause she's perfect, i'n't she! The control freak and the man who can never be controlled. You'd go to hell if she asked, and she would. The phones ringing Doctor, don't you hear that? Now that's the sound of your chain being yanked. Heel Doctor! Help me Doctor, help me. Help me, Doctor!

Doctor Who Quotes

Once, long ago, a fisherman caught a magic haddock. The haddock offered him three wishes in return for its life. The fisherman said, “I’d like for my son to come home from the war. And a hundred pieces of gold.” The problem is, the magic haddock, like robots, don’t think like people. The fisherman’s son came home from the war, in a coffin. And the king sent a hundred gold pieces in recognition of his heroic death. The fisherman had one wish left. What do you think he wished for? Some people say he should have wished for an infinite series of wishes, but if your city proves anything, it is that granting all your wishes is not a good idea. [...] In fact, the fisherman wished he hadn’t wished the first two wishes.

The Doctor

Hunger looks very much like evil from the other end of the cutlery. Do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?

The Doctor