And I'm gonna explain to you how I survived. I can't wait to hear what I said. [breaks the fourth wall, glancing at the camera] I'm nothing without an audience!

The Doctor

If you think because she is dead, I am weak, you understand very little. If you had any part in killing her, and you are not afraid, then you understand nothing at all. So for your sake, understand this -- I am the Doctor, and I'm coming to find you. And I will never, ever stop.

The Doctor

You’ll find that it’s a very small universe when I’m angry with you.

The Doctor

You will not insult my memory, there will be no revenge. I will die, and no one else here or anywhere will suffer.

Clara

Clara: That man's wife, she said something. Give it to me. Tell me I can have it. What did she mean?
Rump: Two ways to survive a quantum-shade. The shade's master removes the chronolock or you can give it to someone else.

Clara: Okay, we split up. Cover more ground. I'm good cop, you're bad cop.
The Doctor: No no no we don't have... Can I not be the good cop?
Clara: Doctor we've discussed this; your face.
The Doctor: Oh yeah yeah.

Clara: Ashildr?
Ashildr/Me: Ashildr?
The Doctor: That's your name. I keep telling you that.
Ashildr/Me: Do you? Infinite lifespan, finite memory. It makes for an awkward social life.

Rigsy: You're serious? You actually expect me to give you my death sentence?
Clara: I've always wanted a tattoo. You know, something small. Discreet.
Rigsy: Clara, cut it out.
Clara: Why aren't you listening? I'm under the Mayor's personal protection and it's absolute, apparently. Look she controls the raven, so I will never have to face it.

Ashildr/Me: I don't want your TARDIS. That's not what this is about. Rigsy come here, I'll remove your chronolock.
The Doctor: What is this Ashildr? You can't possibly think this is going to keep me here.
Ashildr/Me: It's not a restraint. It's a teleport bracelet.
Clara: What?
Ashildr/Me: I'll give you time to say goodbye, don't worry. No one will be hurt.

Clara: What now? We can't stay in here, we're going to freeze to death. We can't go back out there because the sandmen will get us.
The Doctor: Sandmen?
Clara: Yeah it's a good name. Fits, like the song.
The Doctor: No no no no you don't get to name things. I'm the Doctor. I do the naming.

What used to be sleep in your eye, has turned into a carnivorous life form.

The Doctor

The Doctor: But sleep is vital. Sleep is wonderful. Even I sleep.
Clara: When?
The Doctor: Well, when you're not looking.

Doctor Who Quotes

Once, long ago, a fisherman caught a magic haddock. The haddock offered him three wishes in return for its life. The fisherman said, “I’d like for my son to come home from the war. And a hundred pieces of gold.” The problem is, the magic haddock, like robots, don’t think like people. The fisherman’s son came home from the war, in a coffin. And the king sent a hundred gold pieces in recognition of his heroic death. The fisherman had one wish left. What do you think he wished for? Some people say he should have wished for an infinite series of wishes, but if your city proves anything, it is that granting all your wishes is not a good idea. [...] In fact, the fisherman wished he hadn’t wished the first two wishes.

The Doctor

Hunger looks very much like evil from the other end of the cutlery. Do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?

The Doctor