The Doctor: It's a timey-wimey thing.
Warrior Doctor: Timey what? Timey-wimey?
The 10th Doctor: I've no idea where he picks that stuff up.

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Oh the pointing again. They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?

Warrior Doctor

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The 10th Doctor: Well, loving the posh, gravelly thing. Very convincing.
The Doctor: Brave words, Dick Van Dyke.

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Warrior Doctor: You're my future selves?
The Doctors: Yes!
Warrior Doctor: Am I having a midlife crisis? Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments not water pistols!

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Warrior Doctor: Anyone lose a fez?
The 10th Doctor: You. How can you be here? More to the point, why are you here?
Warrior Doctor: Good afternoon. I'm looking for The Doctor.
The 10th Doctor: Well, you've certainly come to the right place.

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How very skinny. That is proper skinny. I've never seen it from the outside. It's like a special effect. Oy matchstick man!

The Doctor

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Clara: Someday you could just walk past a fez.
The Doctor: Never gonna happen.

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The Doctor: Hey! You! Are you sciency?
Osgood: Yes.
The Doctor: Gotta name?
Osgood: Yes.
The Doctor: Good. I've always wanted to meet someone called Yes.

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I am your coming storm, the bringer of darkness and you... are basically just a rabbit, aren't you? OK. Carry on. Just a general... warning.

The 10th Doctor

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Oh. It was the horse. I'm gonna be king.

The 10th Doctor

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And in that battle there was a man with more blood on his hands than any other. A man who would commit a crime that would silence the universe. And that man was me.

The Doctor

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Why shouldn't I have a job? I'd be brilliant at having a job.

The Doctor

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