Niles: RedJack is a mercilous being who feeds on the suffering of others. I cannot do this alone.
Rita: I'm on the fence, and that's your sales pitch?
Niles: He lives in an extradimensional palace and drops down into our world to refill on fresh pain. He's committed countless atrocities under the guise of Jack the Ripper, the Monster of Florence...
Rita: Larry's in danger, I get it. Just please, stop talking.

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I just drove a thousand goddam miles, and you can't talk to me for five fuckin' minutes.

Cliff

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Larry: I look like Boris Karloff.
Rita: You look absolutely stunning. And the turtleneck. Very debonair.
Larry: Will you still talk to me if I give you radiation poisoning?
Rita: Pishaw. If Niles says it's safe for you to walk around like this, then you have to trust him. I do.

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Lost causes aren't lost if there's someone to fight for them.

Rita

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