Doom Patrol
Thursdays on DC UniverseDoom Patrol Season 4 Episode 5: "Youth Patrol" Quotes
The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. Everyone deserves their own private slice of peace.
Rouge
It’s like that fuzzy little cunt said. The whole world is abuzz with chatter, Immortus is rising, and just like everything else in this godforsaken universe, it all leads back to you lot.
Willoughby
Willoughby: I thought it was all just legend. Tall tales about an ancient, forgotten god, but as it turns out, Immortus is real, and it’s coming. We are wandering into the literal end of days as we speak.
Cliff: Actually, we took care of the end of the world last week. Consider the Butts wiped, front to back.
I’m not talking about some asses with teeth. This is an interdimensional deity capable of swallowing the entirety of existence whole. This could be the end of reality as we know it.
Willoughby
Vic: So what now? Immortus wants his pieces back?
Willoughby: Look at that. Quick as ever even without a supercomputer jammed up your ass.
There are no depths to your collective stupidity, are there?
Willoughby
Cliff: Does aging work differently for bird-lady ottomans too?
Rouge: Oh, no, I just held my breath. Old Bureau training kicked in. If you see a cloud of smoke, don’t breathe, don’t choke. Simple.
It’s like a janky carnival ride that makes you want to puke but also one you don’t want to get off.
Jane
Great, so being a kid is just as complicated as everything else.
Jane
Jane: I’m starting to think that the world’s always going to need rescuing. But you gotta wonder… I mean, you’re out there saving the planet, who the fuck is rescuing you?
Vic: You are so high right now.
Jane: I’m pretty lit, yeah.
My mother used to always say that heartbreak stains the soul. Well, I believe that to be true. Except for me it’s different. It’s like a void, a chasm, standing between me and any hope of finding a true meaningful connection. Maybe that’s why I am the way I am. Maybe by now, I am the chasm.
Rouge
