You won the game, but I think we both know who's winning here.

Owen [to Grayson]

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I think all marriages are a human rights violation.

Owen

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Dad can I use your computer to google the word porn?

Eric [to Parker]

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For the sake of this woman and women everywhere, we can't afford to lose this fight.

Jane

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Integrity, that's like another word for bankruptcy.

Terri

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Kim: What are you photocopying?
Terri: My boobs.

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I'd rather live in your reality in my reality.

Owen [to Jane]

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Getting engaged is like Christmas morning.

Jane

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Eric: Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Parker/Eric: Because it was full!

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Annie: I hate them.
Jane: I know you do, but let's hate them productively.

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Flights to Canada, are you trying to duck the draft?

Kim [to Parker]

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I haven't stopped thinking about Jane since she left for Italy.

Grayson

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