Did you pack your mother of the year trophies? I'll shine them with my ass.

Monica

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Fallon: Adam slept with your mother.
Liam: Yeah, let's bury the bastard.
Fallon: I have never wanted you more.
Liam: I love that.

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Jeff: I know the results. Not to be dramatic, but I'm dying.
Monica: Jeff, get some rest. He's not, right?

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Liam: How about, instead of retaliating like a savage, we take the high road.
Fallon: I don't know. I mean, I'm proud to say I've mastered the low road.
Liam: Oh no, you take the high road with Adam -- it'll be classy -- and you take the low road with me in Thailand. Savage.

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