Don't worry. I won't tell my father that his pregnant soon-to-be-wife laid out a few chicks in a bar fight. Although, it is a pretty killer story.

Fallon

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• Added: January 25, 2019

Us three are going to take that bitch down so you can take your man home.

Kirby

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• Added: January 25, 2019

I was a rebound, but it's funny how easy it is to get a man to fall in love with you when he's been put through hell by a cold, self-serving, self-righteous bitch. I mean, you basically starved him, and now, well, let's just say I'm keeping him very satisfied.

Ashely

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• Added: January 25, 2019

Blake: I want you to come with me. You two speak the same language.
Culhane: Is that the 'black' language, Blake?

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• Added: January 25, 2019

Fallon: Do you even know what snow is?
Cristal: I hear it's white than you.

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• Added: January 25, 2019