Elementary
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For future reference. When I say I agree with you, it means I'm not listening.
Sherlock
Joan: [To Sherlock] I'm going to miss this, working with you. I think what you do is amazing.
Later On...
Sherlock: [To Joan] I'm going to miss this, working with you. I think what you do is amazing.
I'm Sherlock Holmes, I am a temporarily suspended consultant for the NYPD. This is Joan Watson and she keeps me from doing heroine.
Sherlock
You named a bee after me?
Watson
Sherlock: Has anyone heard the theory that the CIA created crack cocaine?
Joan: I have
Sherlock: I started that.
[To Joan] Oh my God, you had sex with my brother.... Willingly.
Sherlock
Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.
Watson. OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL?!?! Ty I'm going to have to call you back.
Sherlock: You're right about a stress relief, I felt like Jimi Hendrix for a second there.
Watson: You didn't have to do that?
Sherlock: Ty, funny name that, noun, verb, nationality, food.
[To Sherlock] I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment.
Watson
Ben Garrett: How do you do all that?
Sherlock: I was bitten by a radioactive detective.
Alive. Again. Why can't anyone be dead today?
Sherlock
[To Sherlock] You have this kind of pull, like gravity. I am so lucky that I fell into your orbit.
Joan
