Elementary
Thursdays 10:00 PM on CBSElementary Season 7 Episode 5: "Into the Woods" Quotes
Oden: Leonardo da Vinci said it best: "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
Try not to burn the house down.
Joan [to Sherlock]
Who knows? Maybe we'll find a creepy shack with the door off its hinges.
Sherlock [to Marcus]
I hate that expression. The least one can do is always nothing.
Sherlock [to Joan]
One shot? All guns should be Remington Derringers.
Joan [to Marcus]
Kill a guy's pet? Man. That just seems mean-spirited.
Dwyer [to Joan]
You do whatever you have to, whatever it takes, to keep Abigail safe.
Oden [to Joan and Sherlock]
Jason: I get at least one death threat a quarter, two or three if we kick off a merger that leads to labor-force contractions.
Sherlock: You mean when you cost thousands of people their jobs?
I know Kevlar isn't a breathable fabric, but if you could stop adjusting yourself, that would be great.
Sherlock [to Jason]
Jason: You know, in my line of work, we try to minimize risk and exposure.
Joan: That's exactly why we're here, to get the guy who wants to kill you off the street and minimize your risk.
Did anyone ever tell you two your bedside manner sucks?
Jason [to Sherlock and Joan]
Somebody should have told this idiot there are simpler ways to kill a man.
Dwyer
