Lucas: I like your place.
Sherlock: The walls are a bit thin; they will never hold back our blood curdling screams. But, we call it home.

[To Sherlock] Screw your father, we can find a new place to live.

Watson

[To Joan] I thrive in New York not because of who I am but because of who I know.

Sherlock

[To Joan] I was very pleased to return to London a few months ago because it made me appreciate what I have here, you, Gregson, and even Detective Bell.

Sherlock

This is about you Sherlock, for the first time in your life you're making the decision for two people!

Mycroft

This is one of those "so many questions" moments.

Joan

Joan: Ian Gale is an icon!
Sherlock: I am sure he puts his ear-buds in one at time like the rest of us.

I often wonder if I should have been born at another time. My senses are unusually, some might say unnaturally keen, and ours is an era of distraction. It's a punishing drumbeat of constant input. It follows us into our homes and into our beds. It seeps into our... Into our souls, for want of a better word. For a long time, there was only one solution for my raw nerve endings and that was copious drug use. In my less productive moments, I'm given to wonder.... If I had just been born when it was a little quieter out there, would I have even become an addict in the first place? Might I have been more focused? A more fully realized person?

Sherlock

Joan: You want to tell me what you're looking at here?
Sherlock: If you can't wait patiently, find something to occupy your time, like having sex with my brother.

Just out of curiosity, what my brother any good? Does he talent for the act of Coitus? Mycroft, any thoughts on Watson?

Sherlock

[To Joan and Mycroft] One question, is this going to be an ongoing arrangement. If it is, I will need to plan accordingly. Get it sorted immediately, it's the least you could do.

Sherlock

[To Joan] Oh my God, you had sex with my brother.... Willingly.

Sherlock

Elementary Quotes

Sherlock: He turned the screw
Joan: So-to-speak

Stabbed in the chest and incinerated. Did the killer also throw him off a roof?

Sherlock