Watson: If there's some place else you have to be..
Sherlock: Not tonight Watson, not tonight.

Watson: I texted you, you didn't have to come.
Sherlock: As I explained the other day. There is nothing more hazardous to my health then boredom.

Watson: Did you get any sleepy last night?
Sherlock: Hard to sleep knowing a psychopath may have ruined two lives from beyond the grave.

Watson: This is new?!
Sherlock: Old data, new location, though it might jar something loose.

That tea you made the other day, could make some more of it?

Sherlock

Watson: You're still watching this?
Sherlock: This isn't right. He's giving no corroborating detail. He's just rephrasing the questions he's asked in former statements. Mr. O'Brien did you first attempted to construct a massive robot to kill Trent Annunizo. Yes, I first attempted to construct a massive robot to kill Trent Annunizo.

Sherlock: Ugh. What is that? I asked for coffee.
Watson: Well, you asked for coffee but you got tea.
Sherlock: No. I'm British. This is not tea.

Sherlock: Unlikely he would notate trips to underground Chinese gambling parlor.
Bell: Excuse me?
Sherlock: That's what he was doing last night.
Bell: I know you're just waiting for me to ask you why you think that.
Sherlock: [pauses]
Bell: [sigh] Why do you think that?
Sherlock: I'm glad you asked. It was the 13's. He apartment number 13 His cell ends in 1313. He chose this office 13.

Sherlock: You want sex?
Vanowen: Excuse me?
Sherlock: I'm not a verse, I'm just busy. Perhaps we should set an appointment? You're flirting, this crossword talk. You find me attractive. The feeling is mutual... Mostly. The musculature of your legs, your shoulders suggest a certain elasticity that I find quite tantalizing. I must warn you however, our relationship could never go beyond the physical. No offense to you of course, it's just not my way.
Watson: Hey! Am I interrupting?
Vanowen: No. Not even a little.

[To Sherlock] You're an addict too?..... Crosswords.

Vanowen

Now we have to find a VCR..... In 2012

Bell

Sherlock: He turned the screw
Joan: So-to-speak

Elementary Quotes

That was a waste of time or I'm going to be audited for the rest of my life.

Joan

A junkie in the city is like a needle in a haystack. That's a job for Sherlock Holmes.

Oscar