Joan: ...I forgot about the roosters...
Trent Garby: I did, too. Eventually. By moving out.
Perhaps we should encourage our local muggers to increase their activity.Sherlock [on annoying short-term renters next door]
The man we saw shoot Ryan Dunning... was Ryan Dunning.Sherlock
You're finally making up for that childhood you never had... as a three-year-old girl.Joan
[about a violent biker gang] Well, they spared no expense embracing the cliches, haven't they?Sherlock
You want to steal something from a heavily-armed, meth-dealing band of bike-riding Satanists.Sherlock
Neil Dannon: Look, Toby is not some loner creep, no matter how hard you try to paint him like one.
Sherlock [pulls out a box full of mutilated photos]: You were saying?
We really are living in a golden age for perverts.Joan
So, you'll break her nose, put her in the ER, but you draw the line at murder?Marcus Bell
Do me a favor -- don't be too careful when you arrest them. Person who did this belongs down here.Eugene
Well, I've always found the best way to come at a haystack is with a pitchfork.Sherlock
Oh, and if you have any lingering doubts, here's how you can be certain I'm not the one who tried to kill you -- you're alive!Sherlock