Elementary Season 1 Quotes

These locks, you put them in some special order the other day, right? [Knocks over locks] Do it again.

Joan

Joan: You sure this sudden interest in my safety has nothing to do with you wanting to see two women engage in foxy boxing?
Sherlock: You think you're foxy?

[To Bell] How many times did you two have sex? My guess is 9 or 10 times.

Sherlock

If something were ever to happen to you, I am not sure I'd be able to forgive myself.

Sherlock

Others my find inspiration in my abstinence... Apparently.

Sherlock

Sherlock is my number one priority. You will not do drugs in this house, you will not talk to him about this, and you will talk about drugs in his presence. If I feel you've compromised his sobriety in any way, I will report you to the police.

Watson

In Sherlock Holmes, I believe.

Rhys

I realize this is very important but can we finish this talk when everyone is fully clothed?

Watson

Hashtag, the awkward moment?

Sherlock

I'm in a hurry. Shall I select your undergarments as well?

Holmes

If you haven't already, I strongly suggest you find yourself a new spatula.

Holmes

If you're asking if we had sex then the answer is yes, obviously.

Holmes

Elementary Season 1 Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.

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