She's a buffoon. All profilers are.

Holmes

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• Added: February 03, 2013

That was a waste of time or I'm going to be audited for the rest of my life.

Joan

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• Added: January 31, 2013

I'm Sherlock Holmes, I am a temporarily suspended consultant for the NYPD. This is Joan Watson and she keeps me from doing heroine.

Sherlock

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• Added: January 31, 2013

I am smarter than everyone I meet.

Sherlock

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• Added: January 31, 2013

The police want all of the evidence in my possession whether they admit it or not.

Sherlock

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• Added: January 31, 2013

Sherlock: Has anyone heard the theory that the CIA created crack cocaine?
Joan: I have
Sherlock: I started that.

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• Added: January 31, 2013

[To Sherlock] Moriarity said you was obsessed with puzzles... Well, he's the best puzzle you'll ever come across. If you kill me now, you'll be killing the best clue you ever had.

Sebastian

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• Added: January 10, 2013

I have no intention of capturing M, I have every intention of capturing, torturing and murdering him.

Sherlock

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• Added: January 10, 2013

This is my sanctum sanatorium, did you honestly believe their wouldn't be any security measures?

Sherlock

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• Added: January 10, 2013

Joan: [To Sherlock] I'm going to miss this, working with you. I think what you do is amazing.
Later On...
Sherlock: [To Joan] I'm going to miss this, working with you. I think what you do is amazing.

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• Added: January 10, 2013

Joan: I like what I do right now.
Therapist: Your right now, is coming to an end.

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• Added: January 10, 2013

Sherlock: We can tell my father I've hit a bit of a rough patch...
Watson: I took a new job this morning. I'll be starting next week after you and I wrap up.
Sherlock: I see... I'm usually quite good with deductions.
Watson: You okay?
Sherlock: My dear Watson, when ever am I not?

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• Added: January 03, 2013