Eli: Sir, you're unusually quiet. Are you feeling okay? (touches Jordan's sleeve)
Jordan: I feel fine. Don't ever touch me again.

Eli: If you don't mind me asking, why me? Why did you come to me?
George Michael: Well, you might think I'm the odd one now. But (brief pause) the other night I had a dream, and in the dream I was completely lost when someone told me I needed to find a lawyer. (pauses) Named Eli Stone.

Eli: What was the song again?
George Michael: I Want Your Sex.
Eli: Sorry, you're not my type. (chuckles) It's a joke.

Eli: (pointing to George Michael) Brad, do you know who this is?
Brad: Yes, Bono!

Eli Stone Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Eli: (pointing to George Michael) Brad, do you know who this is?
Brad: Yes, Bono!

Eli: What was the song again?
George Michael: I Want Your Sex.
Eli: Sorry, you're not my type. (chuckles) It's a joke.