You haven’t done Paris right until you’ve had at least one wildly inappropriate affair.

Mindy

I like Paris, but I’m not really sure Paris likes me.

Emily: You’re nice and French, and you speak English?
Camille: Of course. I grew up watching American TV.

It’s one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It’s another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young America.

Luc

The French are romantics, but they’re also realists.

Mindy

Paul: He is the best nose in France.
Emily: Well it’s…it’s very symmetrical.

Paris seems like a big city, but it’s really just a small town.

Camile

Your language is seriously effed up.

Pierre: I can’t believe it was Dan.
Emily: What?
Pierre: Gossip Girl. We watched the entire series to find out it’s Dan.

Desire does not mean lack of respect. In fact, quite the opposite. It is a sign of respect.

Antoine

I’d bone appétit him.

Mindy

Chinese people are mean behind your back. French people, mean to your face.

Mindy

Emily in Paris Quotes

Chinese people are mean behind your back. French people, mean to your face.

Mindy

I’d bone appétit him.

Mindy