Entourage Season 1 Episode 4: "Date Night" Quotes
Eric: I think you think I like Emily and you're tryin to shut it down.
Vince: Oh yeah, why would I do that?
Eric: Because you don't like when I get a girl and you get stuck with the two retards all the time.
Vince: You know what, I'm gonna get a girl and leave you with the two retards. See how you like it.
Eric: Did you even get a date yet, Turtle?
Turtle: Course I got a date. We have to pick her up from the Burbank Airport in one hour.
Eric: What is she? A Russian mail order bride?
Tanya: So, Turtle, how'd you guys meet?
Turtle: Ahh, J date.
Drama: Isn't that for Jews?
Turtle: So?
Drama: She's wearing a cross.
Turtle: She's reformed.
Turtle: E, the movie's huge bro. Relax, Joanne says its destined to be a classic.
Eric: Oh, Joanne says its destined to be a classic. She's destined to be in a fucking insane asylum!
Ari's Wife: Could I have the car keys please?
Ari: Come on! There's a cab stand at fucking Yawnka!
Ari's Wife: Give me the fucking keys!
[Ari hands over keys]
Ari: Drop me off
Ari: Who's got the number one movie in the country, motherfucker?!
Eric: We beat the squirrel?
Ari: Number one live action film in the country.